This morning I received one of those funny emails where simply “forwarding” isn’t enough. So I’m going to share it here, because it’s relevant.
I can’t really tell you where credit for each of these headlines belongs, and you can fact-check on Snopes if you want but I recommend just reading them, laughing about them, and sharing this page with any friends who might need a good laugh.
Obviously I should not get credit for these headlines. I did not write them, and I definitely would not have let (some) of these lines go into print:
- Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
How is that even possible?! - Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
I’m curious, how was the crash supposed to happen? - Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Isn’t that a bit dramatic? - Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy! - Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Must be Union. - Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Finally, justice is served. - War Dims Hope for Peace
Yeah, I guess I can see how that might happen. - If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Hope this isn’t related to those miners who refuse to work after death… might take a bit longer. - Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
I must have missed that class in Common Sense 101. - Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
There you have it… your hard earned tax dollars at work. - Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Something stronger than duct tape?! - Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
Enough said… - New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
… - Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
No space dogs to blame it on? - Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Tastes like chicken… - Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Stay in school kids, or you’ll be victim of another chainsaw massacre. - Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Well, they are tall but is that really relevant? - Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Just saying…
